Tingling

I have no interest in this expensive musical, but Michael Feingold’s review gave me exactly what I wanted from him:

Since Spider-Man started previews, the world has had numerous other fixations: earthquakes, tidal waves, nuclear meltdowns, tornadoes, wildfires, plus the insanely arrogant rich assaulting everything from workers’ rights to hotel chambermaids. In oppressed places like Libya, Syria, and Wisconsin, there are probably people too busy trying to stay alive even to notice that Spider-Man exists.

In fact, that paragraph was so good I stopped there and didn’t finish reading the review. I went and looked at pictures of the Fukushima disaster instead. Perspective, people!

BONUS PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENT: Via Playgoer, I see that I’m wrong, this musical is more important than I thought.

In a statement released June 15, Clinton said, “What an amazing and historic night on Broadway. New York has never seen anything like Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark. And I am very proud of them for not giving up, it was fabulous.”

Who am I to argue with that?

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I Will Steal Your Formatting

mikemariano.com presents:

True Playwright Confessions

A good procrastination tool for any playwright? Reformat your plays!

I recently discovered that there is a semi-standard playwriting format. And none of my plays are semi-standard.

So now I’m reformatting, trying to see if my plays look right when they, um, are right. I can understand certain conventions for stage directions and page numbering, but I’m cool on the use of a serif font. I’d rather go typeface-less than wear Times New Roman.

With formatting in mind, I’ve started to spy on the habits of other playwrights. I want to know how the standard looks in the wild. On Saturday I saw a reading of Anna Moench’s The Pillow Book, presented by Kids With Guns. The reading was wonderfully acted and had many beautifully written moments. The Pillow Book was half-staged and half-read, and as the staged scenes played out, the actors left their scripts open downstage. I angled my head, trying to unlock the secrets of this play’s formatting. You know, instead of actually watching the play.

My snooping continued on Monday. I spoke briefly with one of my co-workers who is also a playwright. When I noticed she had a script open on her screen, I promptly forgot about my work-related question and stared past her at her monitor as she replied. I’m very rude.

Encouragingly, the scripts I imposed myself upon all had slightly different formatting. But for the most part, they bent standard formatting—they didn’t break it like I do. Guess that means another months-long effort to tinker with this website instead of actually writing anything!

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Helen Keller Porn

Never satisfied, I added two pages to Menage a Sartre this weekend.

It has only one new joke, though. And that one joke is “Helen Keller porn.”

That’s the setup and the punchline.

I don’t think this addition will make it to the site. I’m running out of worthy additions to this play.

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