Archive for the ‘I Am The Devil’ Category

A Noble, Unperformable Play

Friday, December 17th, 2004

I like to tell myself that I Am The Devil is a seriously flawed play. I concoct reasons for its failure, creating a mythical I Am The Devil: a noble, unperformable play.

But that’s just not the case. Every time I pick it up I get angry with myself for doubting my only solo full-length work—because it’s good! The comedy is silly, sweet, and enormously playful. The play is also very performable; it contains so many things (The Man, the beachball) that I desired and intended to see onstage.

And I really like my Satan. She isn’t typical: Alice wants the best and worst of humanity. She experiences souls, she doesn’t buy them. Alice may be a letdown for the Al Pacino fans, but she is what I want to see in an avatar of evil.

The only substantial bit of self-criticism that sticks is that the play may not be “big” enough. It isn’t a play much larger than two unhappy couples. But what makes enough enough? Would a perfect production of I Am The Devil be a waste of your time? Sometimes I want to answer that question with “yes” and be done with the play. But that isn’t a good enough answer.

So I do want to waste your time. If you have an hour or so to kill, please read I Am The Devil. And then please tell me: is it a play? Is it enjoyable? Could it live and breathe off the page?

Because I look at these pages and I can’t answer “no”.

Have You Never Been Melodramatic?

Wednesday, July 7th, 2004

I have two pieces you may or may not be seeing soon on the site. My assignment for both was to write something funny and/or scary. I did neither.

Instead I offered a healthy dose of old-fashioned melodrama. Families in crisis! Tough moral decisions! Dialogue that would be laughable in almost any other context!

And I’ve done it before. What is the revelation of Alice’s sister in I Am The Devil if not melodrama? I don’t mind letting the characters get serious about the small stuff, but I hope they earn it first.

My short play Big Game is an absurd situation taken seriously by the actress for comic effect. These plays also have strange setups. One includes a priest trying to casually ignore the fact that he is bleeding heavily. The other has Harry Potter. But I think that I’ve written them as to kill any comic effect they have. And I think that might be best for them.

So am I letting the melodrama win over the comedy? I think I am. And so what? Have you never been melodramatic?

I actually have five “finished” short plays, but I don’t know what I want to do with them. Maybe I want to remake this entire website first. Stay tuned, folks.

Karl Meltzer

Thursday, March 18th, 2004

I try to choose character names that aren’t necessarily common or specific, but I must have missed this guy.

It’s Karl Meltzer, who apparently is some sort of adventurer who shares the same name as my fictional psychologist.

He’s tall, he’s dashing, he’s a record setting “winner of the 2001 Hardrock Hundred.” And he’s not really the Karl I expected.