How To Tell If You’re Watching The Right Crash

My local library is showing the movie Crash. I thought, “Wow, my library is awesome!” Then I remembered—they may be thinking of a different film.

Here’s how to tell if you’re watching the right Crash:

  1. Fast-forward to any scene in the movie.
  2. Wait 45 seconds.
  3. Is James Spader banging somebody?
    • Yes: Good.
    • No: You are not watching the right Crash.
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