Come on, our man Henrik’s not that ugly.
But who’s depicting the playwright in the film Planet Mariano?
You guessed it: Mario Cantone.
Bonus Trivia: An Internet search reveals that no one has called Mr. Cantone on his flub Sunday night while nominating female rappers “Little Eve and Kim” for fake Tony awards. I’m sure both Lil’ Kim and Eve were taken aback by this misspeech, while MC Lyte was devastated not to be nominated at all. Shame on you, Mr. Cantone!