“Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust’s masterwork, so I’m going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits.”
Just to be fair, let’s take a look at the other Featured Actresses….
- Joanna Gleason—Nope.
- Celia Keenan-Bolger—Not in those overalls, honey.
- Jan Maxwell—Let’s stop for a minute. What the heck is this show about?
- Kelli O’Hara—What a pretty dress! But I don’t see any cleavage.
Sara Ramirez wins!