If you’re speaking out loud in my presence, please be witty, please. I can’t stand to listen to outright idiotic conversation. Study the following examples.
Dean Somewhere in the city is a tower shaped like a lipstick tube. I think people from Revlon work there. And they’re all lesbians.
Mike I think it’s safe to assume, then, that they’re all lipstick lesbians.
Train Passenger So dude, tell me who wins in a fight: Spider-man or Jack Bauer?