While brushing my teeth a few minutes ago, I did a really good impression of Mary Louise Parker singing “Mary Jane’s Last Dance”. Unfortunately, no one heard me perform.
And when I say unfortunately, you should read that as “fortunately”
And now by associating a Broadway actress with pop music, I’ve jinxed all of us—be prepared for One Desperate Moment, the new rock musical based on the songs of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. It’s about a boy named Eddie, who waited until he finished high school to go to Hollywood and….
Please kill me.