Return of the King

Find superiority where you can get it.

Donna I’m going to try and catch an early showing of Lord of the Rings, probably around ten or eleven a.m.

Mike Wait, on a Wednesday? Oh, that’s right. You’re unemployed. And you’re a nerd.

If I collect enough of these insults, maybe I can put them all together, call them a play, and then call myself a playwright again. It worked for Spalding Gray.

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