There’s a reason Cole Porter wanted us to brush up on our Shakespeare. It was to avoid potentially obscene situations like this.
(At the surprisingly multi-racial ACT Evening of Shorts 2004:)
Teresa Yeah, I wish I was rich and didn’t have to work. If I didn’t have a job I could have auditioned for Two Gentlemen In Verona.
Mike Who’s playing Verona?
Teresa I don’t know.