NARAL Pro Choice America Foundation Fake Personal Ads

Mike responds:



Date: October 6, 2003 10:34 PM

Subject: Your ad

Hey there,

I saw your ad while searching for Simon and Garfunkel lyrics. I came to look for America, but I can’t help looking at you instead. j/k ;)

What can I say, I like a girl with a little mystery. And with those sunglasses and a “PRIVATE” private life, you’re hiding everything but that killer smile….

Hey, I’m all for “doing something about it.” Let’s say we meet for coffee somewhere in Princeton, then maybe for drinks and we’ll see what happens from there. What do you say? Here’s to talking again soon.

Sincerely smitten,

Mike Mariano

PS: Don’t tell her I said so, but Annie’s kinda broken, you know?

Hmmm, that’s pretty offensive, but it’s not quite offensive enough….



Date: October 6, 2003 11:15 PM

Subject: Your ad


You know you’re a sexy one, and I’ve got just what you need to put in your “private” life. You know what I’m talking about.

Oh yeah, and I don’t like wrapping it in plastic, so I hope you’re on the pill.

You know you want it.

— Mike

That’s more like it.

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