Plays

Full-Length Plays

As You Wish: 3f/9m (doubling possible), 135 min.
An expanded retelling of Aladdin, featuring two genies and their tragic devotion to beauty.
The Cloak Of Horus!: 1f/2m with extras, 100 min.
An ancient Egyptian captain and his suicidal queen, trapped in her husband’s tomb for all eternity!
I Am The Devil: 2f/3m, 110 min.
The Prince of Darkness in Psychotherapy, wherein she finds love.
The Bill Show: 4f/4m, 110 min.
High-strung Bill Adams attends an unconventional stress seminar.
The Marley Show: 5f/5m, 110 min.
Moe Marley attempts to propose to his girlfriend at his aunt’s wake. But it’s not that easy.

Short Plays

Menage a Sartre: 2f/2m, 45 min.
A neverending orgy of the damned—for existentialists!
It Takes A Nation Of Norwegians To Hold Us Back!: 2f/1m, 30 min.
An Enemy of the People’s Doctor Stockmann continues his fight—and finds romance.
Jack, Wanda, and Ben: 1f/3m, 20 min.
Jack returns home following a forty-five minute trip to find his wife has remarried. Wanda’s unique grasp of space-time causes marital problems all around.
Couchophilia: 1f/3m, 10 min.
The classic love triangle between man, woman, and couch, explicitly rendered.
Wish Fulfillment: 1f/3m, 25 min.
The story of a boy, his mother, and her magical, racist genie.
Philosopher Kings: 1f/2m, 20 min.
A day on the job in Plato’s Cave.
Unleash Your Inner Spader: 1f/2m, 15 min.
The films of James Spader inspire Jeff to spice up his love life. But his wife may already be way ahead of him.

Curiosities

Members Only: 3m, 15 min.
Two men talk about, and to, their penises.
Muggled: 2f/4m (or 1f/2m), 10 min.
Parents Chris and Rose protect their daughter from Harry Potter in the new American fashion—by torturing him.
Zenyatta Piñata: 2f/1m, 10 min.
Is it spousal abuse if she’s filled with candy?
RIP, B.B.: 1m (voice only)/2 Either, 10 min.
Blues legend B.B. King and his guitar Lucille begin an argument that ends in unexpected tragedy.
Urban Myth: 1f/2m, 15 min.
Prometheus, the defiant Greek Titan, becomes an unwilling part of an organ smuggling ring. But is a liver lost worth true love?
Big Game: 1f, 10m
You’d think a plush pink elephant would be an easy conquest in the bar scene, but Jill finds out how tough some men can be.
Two Men About to be Killed by a Comic Book Supervillain: 2m/1 Either, 10 min.
Hector and Julius, two security guards at a scientific institution, discuss genius, poetry, and men in their underwear. Their conversation is cut short by an unpleasant interruption—their deaths.
Over The Fence: 2f/2m, 30 min.
Better fences make nosy neighbors as Betty spends summer break with her sister Linda. How far will she go in order to understand their neighbor to the rear?
Green Cheese: 2f/5m with extras, 30 min.
The 1960s Space Race, as told by the Marx Brothers. This was a fun exercise, but I’m not sure it’s performable.
The Marley Show: 3f/4m, 45 min.
This one-act version of The Marley Show isn’t necessary and isn’t on the site anymore, but it does exist.